I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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