He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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