Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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