My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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