I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
