we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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