I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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