Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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