i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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