My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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