Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
