Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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