Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
worst night to have a conscience
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think a kid would responsible me up
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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