The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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