Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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