yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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