I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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