I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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