ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
only you would photoshop your dick
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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