don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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