We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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