he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
