What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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