Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i already hear my dad disowning me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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