what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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