no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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