This girl is more easily done than said...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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