hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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