508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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