Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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