your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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