I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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