how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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