I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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