I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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