windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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