problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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