Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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