another moral hangover. fuck.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
