Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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