so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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