She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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