If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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