I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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