How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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