i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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