I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
