So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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