i just had sex bonerless
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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