what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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