u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Will exercising make me less horny?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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