i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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