Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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