Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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