Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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