Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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