Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
